Basement Dwellers Inc.

I know you'll dismiss me and everything I have to say

But exactly which reason will you pick today?

"She's a woman"

Age-old classic

"She's too woke"

Oh, don't get me started

"She has pronouns"

Learn some fucking grammar

I know you dislike all the labels I use

But let's be honest, communication was never your strong suit

You'll jack off to pictures of my feet

But never acknowledge me as a human being

Oh, to be so blissfully ignorant

It must be really nice to not pay rent

Leeching off your mom's tits into your forties

Living in her basement, I hope you choke in it

Indefinitely Unmedicated